I simply cannot this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a click here nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe that just happened. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?